I didn’t recap ‘The Bachelorette’ last week and no one sent me a single “Hey, where’s your recap?” message. It’s a great reminder of how my recaps are the equivalent…

Like disease, ‘The Bachelorette’ is still happening. Just because you’re not watching it, ‘The Bachelorette’ is annoying people around the world. It’s never going to end. I’ve given up any…

So, we’re done with all the introduction crap and ready for actual televised dating. Becca Kufrin, our new Bachelorette, will go out with her 24 boyfriends and make out with…

We’ve reached a precArieous juncture in this season of ‘The Bachelor’. It’s been three weeks and Arie still hasn’t decided which of his 18 girlfriends he’s going to get engaged…

Januarie rolls on and that means we get to watch desperate, emotionally unstable women chase a garbage man on television. Well, I get to watch it. You get to read…