Get out of my gym. Can’t you see I’m wearing a Tapout shirt?
We searched the last 24 hours of Buffalo Twitter to find out what people were saying about New Year’s resolutions and found a great many people talking about getting fit.
On the flip side of that noble effort, we also found these people who couldn’t be bothered by anyone else’s good intentions.
Here are 11 horrible human beings living right here among us in the City of Good Neighbors.
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Horrible Human 1
How many more days til ppl stop going to the gym an start being the lazy pieces of shit they really are? I say about two more days. #NYR
— Andru Vaughn (@SatchBoyardee) January 2, 2013
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Horrible Human 2
Today going to the gym should be particularly awful – if you plan to give up in 3 months do us all a favor and just give up now #newbies — nick (@SexyNickSiradas) January 2, 2013
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Horrible Human 3
Worst times to go to the gym are right now. Got every goddamn slob in 15 miles attempting their New Years resolution messin up my routine. — Bill Brancatella (@BillyB313) January 2, 2013
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Horrible Human 4
Awesome forgot after NYE the gym becomes a tool shed for the next 2 months. #justgiveupnow — Chris Wanat (@HowdouWanat) January 2, 2013
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Horrible Human 5
not looking forwArd to going to the gym at 5…it’s gonna be packed…ugh #newbies #quitnow — Raelynn Harlach (@Stingrae24) January 2, 2013
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Horrible Human 6
A big fuck you to all the revolutionists at the gym… Go home! You’re taking up my space in the gym #fuckingkillingme
— Anthony Russell (@A_Russell92) January 2, 2013
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Horrible Human 7
About to go to the gym… I swear to god if there’s not open machines ill punch someone in the face.
— Saraa (@saraa_jane) January 2, 2013
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Horrible Human 8
Can’t wait till its 2 weeks into January so people can get the whole “new year new goals” thing at the gym done n over with already #crowded
— Julie Caradori (@juliecaradori) January 2, 2013
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Horrible Human 9
If the gym is packed with New Years resolution posers, I’m going to freaking lose it!
— Alex Kaufman (@__AK_47_) January 2, 2013
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Horrible Human 10
Old people at the gym #GoHome #GTFO
— DΔVID ▲ (@DavidMBridgess) January 2, 2013
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Horrible Human 11
These are going to be the most crowded and obnoxious two months at the gym. (@ Buffalo Athletic Club w/ 3 others) 4sq.com/W3rQpe
— Katie Costello (@_Katie_Costello) January 2, 2013
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And during our search we also found this one, single, solitary encouraging tweet from an angel among us.
Shout out to everyone hitting the gym, new yrs res or not!! Quit complaining already- healthy in 2013 🙂
— Katey Deeb (@katresedeeb) January 2, 2013
Buffalo thanks you, Katey.
Woah, new commenting system. I’m not sure what to do now. Thanks for including a Buffalo.com staffer in your Top 11 worst human beings! We are proud, and a little concerned that you didn’t include more of us.
in the past 3 weeks now this site has gotten progressively worse.i saw 4 cars on the way to work today who changed lanes without their turn signals! you should do a story about them next! i wish i got their license plate numbers to help youlong story short…you guys like look a bunch of whiners or 6th grade girls. worrying about who’s saying what and why. its rather lame.