NHL Lockout Not Helping Satan

| December 11, 2012 | 5 Comments

The NHL Lockout Claims It’s Next Victim: Zdeno Chara and Miro Satan’s Friendship

by BuffaloJill

Miroslav Satan and Zdeno Chara are friends. It’s the kind of thought that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You can almost picture them doing stuff together- like choking puppies or stealing toys from the children of Whoville. Well, those days could very well be over.

On Tuesday, Puck Daddy reported that Miroslav Satan is angry at his former Bruins teammate/friend for a nasty hit that caused the former Buffalo Sabre a neck injury back in November. It was actually the second of two huge hits the 6’9”, 255 lb defenseman laid on the 6’3”, 194 lb winger in the game.

(Note: hit #2 starts at the 0:54 mark.)

You can see the betrayal on Miro’s face at the 1:08 mark. One can almost pinpoint the exact second War’s “Why Can’t We Be Friends” starts playing in Satan’s head.  Hit #1 was late. One could argue Satan should have had his head up for hit #2, but that doesn’t give Chara the right to try and take his face off.

Satan’s unibrow: NOT HAPPY.

For his part, Chara claims that he didn’t know Miro Satan was the player he was hitting. I call BS, because I think you can recognize that unibrow from a mile away.

Satan wasn’t exactly a popular player when he last played for the Sabres back in the 2003-2004 season and it was rumored he was a bit of a cancer in the locker room. So should Sabres fans care about his hurt feelings over a questionable hit that happened > 4,000 miles away? Well, it depends. Satan told reporters, “[The] plate between the sixth and seventh vertebrae in my neck is displaced by 4.5 mms into the spinal canal. It took a bit and I may have been paralyzed.” Ouch.

What the hit shows is a continuing trend of Chara not giving a shit about his fellow hockey players, friends or not, and the problem is one that has been brought up many times before- Chara’s irresponsible use of his massive frame to hurt other players.

Look, I know its professional hockey. I appreciate a good, clean hit and I love a great fight as much as the next person. But when the hockey season does eventually return, let’s hope the “discipline train” that is Brendan Shanahan does a better job at working dangerous hits like the one on Satan out of the game. Chara isn’t close to being the only problem, but he does have the means to severely hurt someone.

I hope Chara makes things right with Satan. Sabres fans, however should continue to boo Chara relentlessly every time he touches the puck.

 

 


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Great post. The first hit should have been punished the second hit was clean. This situation shows why they need to get the football like shoulder pads out of the game. They are being used as a weapon. I watched the '76 games between the Sabres and the Soviets when they wore leather/ cloth shoulder protectors and there was plenty of hitting. The should pads have been used by the likes of Chara and Pronger to inflict injury. Take those out of the game and hits like this will not lead to the same problem. As to hitting a friend and teammate, but sorry Miro, we are not friends once the whistle blows. When I was an athlete one of my long term teammates through high school and club sports went to a rival college. During our first game I hit him numerous times (leaglly of course). Afterwards he came up and asked me what the deal was. I told him we will always be freinds but once the game starts all I see is the name on the front of his jersey and not the one on his back.

Thank you for reading and for your thoughtful comments as well! (BTW, I agree with you about friendships once the whistle blows)

Typical take from a Sabres fan. How original, whine about Chara. Change the record.

What? So now bigger guys are not allowed to use their size? What's the point of picking up players that are bigger than other guys, then? To simply play like Andreychuk and park their fat asses in front of the net? Chara is not paid to 'give a shit about his fellow players' - he's paid to hit them and break up plays. His size gives him the ability to do so. This isn't like someone stomping on someone's leg in a scrum or swinging his stick ala Marty McSorely to the back of Don Brashear's head. That's wrong, this isn't. Seriously, this nonsense of "Oh, don't hit him that hard" has to go. It's a physical game. That's all there is to it. I'm not a huge fan of Chara, but if you slapped a Rangers jersey on him, you bet your ass I'm looking for him to light people up. It's what he does, it's what he can do and it's why he's on the ice. Did Satan get more than his bell rung? Yeah, but that's the nature of the game and he knows damn well what might happen when he laces up every night. Furthermore, to think that Chara did this out of malice and anger or was purposely trying to hurt Satan is nothing more than speculation. (Go ask Roger Goodell and his bullshit ruling over the Saints.) You can't prove it, so don't waste time charging anyone with it. This isn't boxing or MMA with weight classes and such. It's a sport that puts bigger guys up against smaller guys. To sit back and say, "Wowee! A behemoth just smoked a tot! That is so wrong!" leads me to suggest to anyone who can't stomach this sort of thing to watch another sport that doesn't involve hitting.

Thank you for your thoughtful comment. I never said they should take big hits out of the game- I love big hits, they’re exciting and make the game fun to watch. And I think my point was missed, that I don’t like Chara throwing himself into other player’s heads, which I think is irresponsible and dangerous. I truly believe he doesn’t care whether or not he hurts someone, personally that’s not OK to me. He hit Satan late in the first hit, it was dirty. And personally, I didn’t find the second hit fun to watch, did you? He dislodged his vertebrae. His hit on Pacioretty was borderline criminal. Anyway, I’m assuming you and I just disagree on the way hits should be laid out in this league but thank you for reading!