Twitter has a mostly worthless weekly tradition called “Follow Friday” that involves use of the hashtag #FF. People typically tweet something like “#FF @TrendingBuffalo” as an attempt to say “Hey, you should pay attention to Trending Buffalo. They say cool things.” It doesn’t work.
However, we occasionally discover a particularly brilliant Twitter feed and want the world to know. Steroids will keep you out of Cooperstown, Jose Canseco, but we welcome you to Trending Buffalo’s Twitter Hall of Fame! Not only are you a first ballot inductee but you’re the first person in and, honestly, you’re the inspiration. Around here, we’re already calling the TBTHOF “The House That Jose Canseco Built.”
If you don’t follow @JoseCanseco on Twitter, you’re insane. Seriously, stop using Twitter if you’re not looking for stuff like:
U haters forget I was once the best player in the world without a doubt. No argument
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 16, 2012
Ah, the good old days when people didn’t debate things.
Damn lemon cars. Miss those lamborghinis and ferraris. Not much maintenance.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 16, 2012
Yes, that’s the best thing about Lamborghinis and Ferraris. No need to keep them finely-tuned.
U clowns are in shock of how in-depth my @vice articles are. I told u I am not all muscle. I’m also a best selling author in case u forgot
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 12, 2012
Which Canseco book is your favorite? We can’t settle a 3-way tie between A Tale of Two Cities, The Celestine Prophecy, and Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant ‘Roids, Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big.
Not bad for a 50 year old. Keep it up roger. Prove people can still play baseball at a high level at age 50. God knows I have proven it
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 9, 2012
48 year old Canseco currently plays for the Rio Grande Valley WhiteWings.
Things are about to get interesting!Just teamed up with Steroid.com to do several weekly video’s.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) August 11, 2012
Finally, an excuse to put “steroid” on the resume!
Or maybe I am a vampire right now? Mysterious man
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) August 31, 2012
Maybe.
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Is there a trainwreck of a Twitter feed that we should consider for induction into the TBTHOF? Let us know in the comments section.
