It’s a brand new season and Rachel Lindsay, the Bachelorette, is black. ABC is super excited because they’ve never had anything but stupid white people as the lead star of…
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You know how sometimes, when you’re taking a shit, it kind of hurts? Anyway, the Bachelor finale is tonight. With fresh venereal diseases on his genitals, Nick explores Finland with…
If someone hit you in the head with a 2×4, you would know what it’s like to watch ’The Bachelor’. If someone hit you in the head with a 2X4…
I had a dream that I died and God wouldn’t let me into heaven because of all the grammatical errors in my Bachelor recaps. He must have known I’d yell…
Taking a week off from watching The Bachelor is like when your body puts itself into a coma to heal after a horrific car accident. Not watching The Bachelor is…
What a week! I still haven’t recovered from last week’s episode. Intentions were questioned, castles were bounced in, rings were smashed and dead grandpas were dragged into the mix. If…
If you think you have problems, Nick V. has 22 girlfriends. That’s a ton of girlfriends. Nick dumped a bunch of girlfriends last week and will attempt to date the…
I chewed off all of my fingernails, waiting desperately to find out which of her four boyfriends JoJo dumped. ABC knows but they didn’t want to tell us last week….
I’m already mad about how boring tonight’s episode is going to be. JoJo has eight boyfriends and they’re all about as interesting as earthworms. Each of the remaining boyfriends is…
I’ve been standing in the same spot for two weeks, waiting to find out how many people Chad will murder to get his revenge. ABC made us wait two weeks…