Andy Williams kicking out your speakers.
5. Hey Are The Buffalo Schools Still Run By Idiots? (Yes.)
Imagine the NHL and NHLPA negotiations, and how you would prefer both sides were ejected into space. Now picture the same kind of competence and regard for those they serve, but just dealing with the education of the city of Buffalo.
I don’t even know what to tell you anymore, folks. Your kids are screwed.
4. Don’t Act Like You Wouldn’t Fight Over A Parking Spot
It was all cool until this guy had to point out that he was carrying a flamethower around for JUST SUCH A FIGHT.
(Note: If you don’t tell me what the weapon is, I’ll make it up.)
3. Hey The Bills Are Terrible Again! WHA HAPPENED?
2. The Worlds Largest Disco
Ugh. There are very few things worse than old white people but throw in disco music as well and we should have to call out the National Guard. Look just do coke on a platter at home and you’ll wake up with the same feeling of regret and would have saved yourself a car trip.
1. Not All That Keen On Drunk Drivers Right Now
Correction: In a previous update, Trending Buffalo reported that Larry Korab was totally down for that. In fact, Larry Korab is the pseudonym for The Defenseman, who now writes for himself at The Defenseman. You may follow him on Twitter by searching @TheDefenseman. Trending Buffalo regrets the error.