I don’t even know what to tell you anymore, folks. Your kids are screwed.

Heading to the mall, honey. See you in a bit.

Andy Williams kicking out your speakers.

5. Hey Are The Buffalo Schools Still Run By Idiots? (Yes.)

Imagine the NHL and NHLPA negotiations, and how you would prefer both sides were ejected into space. Now picture the same kind of competence and regard for those they serve, but just dealing with the education of the city of Buffalo.

I don’t even know what to tell you anymore, folks. Your kids are screwed.

4. Don’t Act Like You Wouldn’t Fight Over A Parking Spot

It was all cool until this guy had to point out that he was carrying a flamethower around for JUST SUCH A FIGHT.

(Note: If you don’t tell me what the weapon is, I’ll make it up.)

3. Hey The Bills Are Terrible Again! WHA HAPPENED?


2. The Worlds Largest Disco

Ugh. There are very few things worse than old white people but throw in disco music as well and we should have to call out the National Guard. Look just do coke on a platter at home and you’ll wake up with the same feeling of regret and would have saved yourself a car trip.

1. Not All That Keen On Drunk Drivers Right Now

Anytime we’d like to get serious folks. Booze is the most dangerous drug out there, folks. You should most definitely not drive a motorized horseless carriage while imbibing. Dumb.


Correction: In a previous update, Trending Buffalo reported that Larry Korab was totally down for that. In fact, Larry Korab is the pseudonym for The Defenseman, who now writes for himself at The Defenseman. You may follow him on Twitter by searching @TheDefenseman.  Trending Buffalo regrets the error.

Trust me, you HateThis.


  1. I love Trending Buffalo, but this is terrible. The author is a poor writer, clearly doesn’t understand punctuation and none of his ‘commentary’ is really coherent or has a point. If he was sharing a few gems from the articles he links to and comments on them, that would be something. But he doesn’t. He just posts pointless sentences that are far from pithy, which I assume is his original intent.

    I like a lot of the other stuff on TB, but I’ll wait for more properly writ and insightful stuff; I will be skipping this garbage in the future.

  2. World’s Largest Disco top 5 dumbest in Buffalo? Boy, I’m glad I don’t live in the same desperately cynical corner of Buffalo that you live in. They’ve raised nearly $3 million for charity since the WLD’s resurrection in the mid-90s.

    It might not be your scene (it’s sure not mine), but if that was really one of the dumbest things in Buffalo this week, we would be a gleaming Utopian paradise.

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