Just keep eating. It’s worked for you all weekend.
10:30 — Ryan Fitzpatrick sacked by Jerrell Freeman (0-0 tie)
Nope. Too busy with all this turkey to get upset. Maybe later.
Just couldn’t chase him down.
This was the second of three straight carries for Spiller. Enjoy this moment while you can.
Touchdowns are just mocking us now, you guys.
Maybe the Bills were actually not not not lying to us about his wrist? You know, eventually.
13:22 — Hilton returns Bills punter’s punt 18 yards. He fumbles when hit by Nigel Bradham. Bills recover (7-3 Colts)
I hope that guy’s not dead but yay turnover!
Play is reviewed. Hilton was down. Colts ball.
He was trying to dig out his surprised face.
Shake it, Kiwi.
It’s okay. That four yards probably won’t cost the Bills any points.
Let’s go down to Rian Lindell, who is still on the sidelines.
Ah. It seems he’s trapped under a fence. Or maybe he can’t hit a 51-yarder?
The coach. I mean the coach.
I’ve always thought “Bills” looked nice in Helvetica.
A real quarterbacking play thingy! I can’t wait to see what comes next.
It’s okay. Still looking good.
Great question, Knope.
Where’s C.J. Spiller?
Out just like the baby in The Jungle. I bet this one has a shitty ending, too.
Get out of here, success and happiness! We don’t want you!
Let’s get a little longform here. This was the worst time to be aggressive. Like, ever. That situation did not call for the B-E-aggressive part of the IHOP menu Gailey uses as a call sheet. It’s a 4-point game, there’s eight yards between you and oblivion and you have a pair of running backs that would start for any team in the league. Run the ball until the high school band takes the field, then run into the locker room. You idiot.
The laughing is for the forward progress call. And maybe the spike with a second to go. The crying comes later.
This was a nice gesture. Not pictured: the scalp massage that will cost that creepy horse a few months in a Marion county prison.
4:02 A. Luck throws 8-yard touchdown pass to Hilton (20-6 Colts)
There was a lot of punting in this quarter. But yeah, good thing that guy’s not dead.
Expensive, effective exercise ball.
I’m just shocked that this guy is capable of big runs.
11:30 — Fitzpatrick throws 1-yard touchdown pass to Lee Smith (20-13 Colts)
Is that what that looks like?
Sadly, it’s the only horse that got beat this week.
Is this actually happening?
Uh… first down?
Do you know how fast you were going?
At least they dug C.J. out of that puddle.
They should probably think about going for it, right? Flirt awkwardly with a pretty girl from the 80s if you think they should go for it.
Let’s just call it now.
I hate everything.
See you next Sunday.