This is the last Bachelor/Bachelorette recap I will ever write. Luckily for you, every single recap I’ve written since 2003 is exactly the same, so just read those every day…
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Before we begin, I’m going to tell you right now that I didn’t recap last week and I’m never going to. My wife and I went on vacation and I…
Tonight, Becca is traveling to the hometowns of her four boyfriends. She’s narrowed down her search for a 6-month engagement to four men. Each of them is completely indistinguishable from…
I didn’t recap ‘The Bachelorette’ last week and no one sent me a single “Hey, where’s your recap?” message. It’s a great reminder of how my recaps are the equivalent…
Becca has slurped dozens of men and still hasn’t chosen a husband. It’s like the sword in the stone, except instead of pulling a sword out of a stone to…
Like disease, ‘The Bachelorette’ is still happening. Just because you’re not watching it, ‘The Bachelorette’ is annoying people around the world. It’s never going to end. I’ve given up any…
I can’t believe Becca has already reached week 3 in her journey for love. Most of us don’t even get past week 1. I’ll be you jerks get halfway through…
So, we’re done with all the introduction crap and ready for actual televised dating. Becca Kufrin, our new Bachelorette, will go out with her 24 boyfriends and make out with…
I know I said I was retiring, and I am going to retire, but a guy from Buffalo is going to make it to the Top 3 of this season…
This is it. I have no idea why I’m back for one night to recap the worst show in television history, but I can assure you that this is my…