Quit looking at me like that.
5. Man Gets His Fifth DWI After Hitting Two Folks
So we allow people to go five deep on these things now? Oh okay. Good to know. Thanks, boys.
The choice of plans for the Webster block will be delayed until September to allow time for more bribes I mean lobbying I mean careful thought. Yeah.
This is what we do now. We allow people who are bad at making decisions to have more time to make decisions. Why the hell is the mayor making it anyway? Wait. The corruption thing. Right.
3. GUESS WHAT? A TV Provider And A Few Stations Are In Another Prattle
Do you have Dish Network? Do you like Fox 29? Then eat it.
Pretty soon the only stations Dish Network will carry will be PBS and the DIY Network. And they’ll still charge you $50 a month for them.
2. Lancaster Telling The VA To Hit The Bricks
Okay, so the new supervisor in Lancaster, who ran from the right, is now telling a business what it can do with its property? Running a town ain’t so easy now that you’re on top is it, college boy?
Regardless, Lancaster has real estate out the pie hole to be able to donate a few acres to the VA for a cemetery. Also, when the VA asks if it is okay to bury our passed out service members in your town what you are supposed to say is “it would be an honor to do so, and let us find the most respectful and peaceful place for them to find rest.”
Good luck at the local VFW post.
1. Trying To Build A Bomb In Your Apartment
Also, Sandy Beach and Tom Bauerle are now screaming about profiling white males for acts of terror, right? Did either one of them have a terrorism expert on the air to talk about how the ones most likely to attack our country are delusional white guys and that all white guys should be looked at with suspicion? If you see something, say something.
Correction: In a previous update, Trending Buffalo reported that Larry Korab was Quality Control Coach for the 1992 Team USA Olympic Men’s Basketball Team. In fact, Larry Korab is the pseudonym for The Defenseman, who writes for the Dear God, Why Us? blog. You may follow him on Twitter by searching @TheDefenseman. Trending Buffalo regrets the error.