Like disease, ‘The Bachelorette’ is still happening. Just because you’re not watching it, ‘The Bachelorette’ is annoying people around the world. It’s never going to end. I’ve given up any…

So, we’re done with all the introduction crap and ready for actual televised dating. Becca Kufrin, our new Bachelorette, will go out with her 24 boyfriends and make out with…