Honor thy father by figuring out a way to give him everything on this list.
E.J. Manuel to be a star
Dad wants the new era to be nothing like the past 20 years.
Draft day shakeup by Sabres
Top 3 lands you one of these guys. Don’t pick 8th. #dosomethingfordaddarcy
Stop the rain
Dad wants to mow the lawn and play golf.
You think Dad is good at drinking but he’s been doing it wrong. Help him. You’ll get it late. He won’t care. Give him a bottle of scotch and tell him his balls are in the mail.
One championship… or at least a t-shirt
Seriously, for one day, just leave the guy alone.