College Football is here! Everyone bet on the Middle Tennessee State game!
(6. POSTING THE AUGUST 30th DUMBEST LIST ON SEPTEMBER 1st )
5. Pinnacle Charter School To Be Handed Over To The Buffalo Public Schools
Look, the real goal should be to improve all of out public schools rather than create private alternatives while the rest rot. However, no one should be thrilled when being told their kid is going to be administered by the Buffalo Public Schools. That district is such a mess, administratively speaking.
4. Poop House
I didn’t even click on the story to read it. YOU go ahead and read it, you pervert.
3. MOAR DEBATES
Show up for the update on how Byron Brown is terrible, stay for the infographics that explain just how good we have become at killing each other in the city.
2. You Can Now Throw For 250 Yard And Two Touchdowns Against The Bills
Turns out the secondary is terrible. Who knew? I mean we were so great defensively last year.
Glad we fixed it up there, guys.
BONUS: We play Tom Brady next week.
1. This Is Why Cops Don’t Want To Be Filmed
So yeah that’s a video of a cop punching a woman in the back of the head. Best part? The Chief.
“The police chief in Rochester, N.Y., says officers showed ‘tremendous restraint’ while subduing a teenage boy and his sister…”
Restraint? Like, what would he have done if he hadn’t restrained himself? Shot her? What is the next step up from punching a pregnant lady? Tazing?