Well, that went alright, I think.
5. Oh Great, These People
Name one person you liked who was at that press conference. No it’s okay, I’ll wait.
It was a parade of people we could do without. Every word that came out of a reporter’s mouth was equaled in stupidity by what came out from across the other side of the table. Four minutes in and it feels like watching this thing should be classified as a war crime.
We are an insufferable lot most of the time. When we aggregate our sports personalities into such a tight space we risk tearing a hole in the fabric of time and space. Our bile threatens the universe.
4. Why The Hell Is Ted Black Talking?
We would like to speak to the gentleman who constructed this monstrosity of a team. Darcy is the show here. And as Dave Davis so eloquently pointed out, Ted Black snowed everyone. Well done media guys.
3. This Is Kinda Unnecessary
You blew it. We know you blew it. We saw all the games, guys. Also, we will find out what you do in the offseason because you send out press releases. Frankly, we could do without the high level of bullcrap that ends up swirling around these things.
2. Looks Like The Relationship Between The Sabres and The Buffalo News Is Doing Great
You should read this by The Barrister over at Dear God, Why Us for the breakdown. Let’s just say that everyone comes out looking like a buffoon. This is probably the way the season should end for us. It’s poetic, I guess. (Yes there is swearing in the article. There should be.)
Are we sure we aren’t trapped in a Coen Brothers movie?
1. YOU MEAN THE GUY GETS TO STAY?
Super jazzed that Regier gets to stay, y’all. The man has made all sorts of champions just look at all the banners… in sixteen years… he has… champion…mother of God this is so awful.