Oh hello there. Ryan Nagelhout from The Roost here. The Bills played a night game against the Dolphins on Thursday. Here’s how it went.
If you’ve watched the last few prime time Bills games, you probably should be.
13:52 — Dolphins go three-and-out, punt (0-0 tie)
This is what their offense looked like for most of the night.
13:30 — Leodis McKelvin returns punt for 79 yard touchdown (7-0 Bills)
Touchdowns are easy!
10:00 — Tashard Choice gets stuffed on 3rd and 1 after Spiller gains nine yards on two carries (7-0 Bills)
Offense is hard.
8:48 — Ryan Tannehill throws 17-yard pass to Brian Hartline. Hartline fumbled. Jarius Byrd recovers fumble (7-0 Bills)
Oh man. The Dolphins are awful. I feel like someone should have told me about this.
7:25 — Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 15- and 16-yard completions to Stevie Johnson (7-0 Bills)
This is all going so well…
6:00 — Spiller runs for seven yards on two carries. Fitzpatrick throws incomplete pass on third down (7-0 Bills)
Better keep that knob handy.
5:07 — Rian Lindell kicks 32-yard field goal (10-0 Bills)
We should just use this one for every field goal tonight.
5:00 — Marcus Thigpen returns kickoff 96 yards for a touchdown (10-7 Bills)
We looked so good up there, too.
1:23 — C.J Spiller runs for seven yards on 2nd and 8. Spiller taken off the field on third down (10-7 Bills)
I’m not even going to say what happens on third down. You already know.
0:40 — Lindell kicks 34-yard field goal (13-7 Bills)
He’s pretty good at that. Let’s find a mediocre replacement to put in for the really important kicks!
11:08 — Spiller brings Bills into red zone. Spiller taken off the field (13-7 Bills)
Let’s go down to Chan Gailey, who’s here to explain how he’s using Spiller.
Thanks for that, Chan!
8:57 — Lindell kicks 42-yard field goal (16-7 Bills)
That face is what you’d see if you watched Bills games in front of a mirror.
2:18 — Tannehill sacked by Mario Williams (16-7 Bills)
I’m not sure why Tannehill was throwing baseballs last night. That was weird.
1:50 — Spiller runs for 20-yard gain to the Miami 20 (16-7 Bills)
0:06 — Spiller stands on the sideline for six straight plays (16-7 Bills)
0:00 — Lindell kicks 19-yard field goal (19-7 Bills)
11:22 — Spiller gets first down at Miami’s 39. Choice and Fitzpatrick combine for three yards on three plays. Bills punter punts (19-7 Bills)
Yell at everything that moves.
5:01 — Punt, punt, punt (19-7 Bills)
1:43 — Dan Carpenter misses 50-yard field goal (19-7 Bills)
8:42 — Tannehill throws 2-yard touchdown to Davon Bess. Ruled incomplete. (19-7 Bills)
Dolphins challenge. It’s a touchdown (19-14 Dolphins)
And here come the Dolphins.
4:42 — Buffalo kills about four minutes of game time. Bills punter punts out of bounds at the one (19-14 Bills)
Bills punter! I’ve always liked that guy!
2:13 — Tannehill sacked by Shawne Merriman (19-14 Bills)
Wait, who did what now?
1:54 — Byrd intercepts Tannehill (19-14 Bills)
Seriously, this was an amazing play.
1:24 — Bills go three-and-out. Bills punter punts (19-14 Bills)
Hey, at least Spiller got all three touches.
1:24 — Tannehill throws 18-yard pass to Bess (19-14 Bills)
1:17 — Tannehill throws 19-yard pass to Rishard Matthews (19-14 Bills)
Here comes the blood.
0:56 — Tannehill throws 17-yard pass to Hartline (19-14 Bills)
Hartline called for offensive pass interference.
Can’t do that.
0:41 — Bryan Scott intercepts Tannehill (19-14 Bills)
Looks like they got away with it.
You, at Thanksgiving Next Week
Enjoy the holiday, everyone.