Oh hello there. Ryan Nagelhout from The Roost here. The Bills played a night game against the Dolphins on Thursday. Here’s how it went.
If you’ve watched the last few prime time Bills games, you probably should be.
13:52 — Dolphins go three-and-out, punt (0-0 tie)
This is what their offense looked like for most of the night.
13:30 — Leodis McKelvin returns punt for 79 yard touchdown (7-0 Bills)
Touchdowns are easy!
10:00 — Tashard Choice gets stuffed on 3rd and 1 after Spiller gains nine yards on two carries (7-0 Bills)
Offense is hard.
8:48 — Ryan Tannehill throws 17-yard pass to Brian Hartline. Hartline fumbled. Jarius Byrd recovers fumble (7-0 Bills)
Oh man. The Dolphins are awful. I feel like someone should have told me about this.
7:25 — Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 15- and 16-yard completions to Stevie Johnson (7-0 Bills)
This is all going so well…
6:00 — Spiller runs for seven yards on two carries. Fitzpatrick throws incomplete pass on third down (7-0 Bills)
Better keep that knob handy.
5:07 — Rian Lindell kicks 32-yard field goal (10-0 Bills)
We should just use this one for every field goal tonight.
5:00 — Marcus Thigpen returns kickoff 96 yards for a touchdown (10-7 Bills)
We looked so good up there, too.
1:23 — C.J Spiller runs for seven yards on 2nd and 8. Spiller taken off the field on third down (10-7 Bills)
I’m not even going to say what happens on third down. You already know.
0:40 — Lindell kicks 34-yard field goal (13-7 Bills)
He’s pretty good at that. Let’s find a mediocre replacement to put in for the really important kicks!
11:08 — Spiller brings Bills into red zone. Spiller taken off the field (13-7 Bills)
Let’s go down to Chan Gailey, who’s here to explain how he’s using Spiller.
Thanks for that, Chan!
8:57 — Lindell kicks 42-yard field goal (16-7 Bills)
That face is what you’d see if you watched Bills games in front of a mirror.
2:18 — Tannehill sacked by Mario Williams (16-7 Bills)
I’m not sure why Tannehill was throwing baseballs last night. That was weird.
1:50 — Spiller runs for 20-yard gain to the Miami 20 (16-7 Bills)
0:06 — Spiller stands on the sideline for six straight plays (16-7 Bills)
0:00 — Lindell kicks 19-yard field goal (19-7 Bills)
11:22 — Spiller gets first down at Miami’s 39. Choice and Fitzpatrick combine for three yards on three plays. Bills punter punts (19-7 Bills)
Yell at everything that moves.
5:01 — Punt, punt, punt (19-7 Bills)
1:43 — Dan Carpenter misses 50-yard field goal (19-7 Bills)
8:42 — Tannehill throws 2-yard touchdown to Davon Bess. Ruled incomplete. (19-7 Bills)
Dolphins challenge. It’s a touchdown (19-14 Dolphins)
And here come the Dolphins.
4:42 — Buffalo kills about four minutes of game time. Bills punter punts out of bounds at the one (19-14 Bills)
Bills punter! I’ve always liked that guy!
2:13 — Tannehill sacked by Shawne Merriman (19-14 Bills)
Wait, who did what now?
1:54 — Byrd intercepts Tannehill (19-14 Bills)
Seriously, this was an amazing play.
1:24 — Bills go three-and-out. Bills punter punts (19-14 Bills)
Hey, at least Spiller got all three touches.
1:24 — Tannehill throws 18-yard pass to Bess (19-14 Bills)
1:17 — Tannehill throws 19-yard pass to Rishard Matthews (19-14 Bills)
Here comes the blood.
0:56 — Tannehill throws 17-yard pass to Hartline (19-14 Bills)
Hartline called for offensive pass interference.
Can’t do that.
0:41 — Bryan Scott intercepts Tannehill (19-14 Bills)
Looks like they got away with it.
Enjoy the holiday, everyone.
Is that dude with the pug down at the bottom Paul Hamilton?
I’m not even going to read news recaps anymore. These gif recaps tell me everything I need to know.