Week 2 GIF Recap brought to you by The Goose’s Roost.
The Bills played the Chiefs on Sunday. Here’s how it went.
This is going to be better than last week, yes?
Stop with the poo brain, Ryan.
7:53 — Chiefs go three-and-out (0-0)
They’re really bad at football, too!
2:01 — C.J. Spiller runs for 17-yard touchdown (7-0 Bills)
That guy’s good at being a running back.
12:29 — Three plays later, Spiller scores from five yards out (14-0, Bills)
Football! I’ve always loved football!
10:17 — Matt Cassel sacked by Marcel Dareus on 3rd and 9 (14-0 Bills)
He’s a cat. An agile cat.
6:58 — Cassel sacked by Alex Carrington. He fumbles. Ball is recovered by Mario Williams (14-0 Bills)
If you don’t think I already have 700 Super Mario GIFs saved somewhere, you’re a stupid idiot person.
3:29 — Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 10-yard touchdown pass to Scott Chandler (21-0 Bills)
The Jills are loving this.
0:38 — Peyton Hillis fumbles at the Bills’ one yard line. Buffalo recovers. (21-0 Bills)
This game even brought Mufasa back to life.
5:35 — Fitzpatrick throws 49-yard touchdown pass to Stevie Johnson (28-3 Bills)
3:46 — Leodis McKelvin returns punt 88 yards for touchdown (35-3 Bills)
3:09 — Matt Cassel sacked by Kelvin Sheppard (35-3 Bills)
This one is actual game footage. No, really.
Is there… still football happening?
1:11 — Cassel throws 2-yard touchdown pass to Bowe (35-17 Bills)
I guess you have to get through eventually.
See you next Sunday.