I didn’t recap ‘The Bachelorette’ last week and no one sent me a single “Hey, where’s your recap?” message. It’s a great reminder of how my recaps are the equivalent…

Like disease, ‘The Bachelorette’ is still happening. Just because you’re not watching it, ‘The Bachelorette’ is annoying people around the world. It’s never going to end. I’ve given up any…