WHY AM I WAITING FOR A DAY IN OCTOBER TO DO THIS CANDY IS THE BEST

Exit polling shows that 78% of registered voters want you to shake dat azz.

5. Not Realizing We Can Buy Candy At Anytime

WHY AM I WAITING FOR A DAY IN OCTOBER TO DO THIS CANDY IS THE BEST

4. Buffalo Schools Have “No Plan to Improve” After Spending Years Making Plans to Improve

Say Yes to Education is an amazing group who are poised to do great things for the city of Buffalo. But before they can do that, they have to tell us just how bad it is.

It’s bad.

Pretty much any administrator associated with the schools should have to justify why they should keep their job.

3. Stefan Michagadhyalklou And Context

Yep. Also, you elected him to count all the money in Erie County. I’ll retype that so you can really think about that.

You elected that guy to count all the money in Erie County.

This makes you the problem.

2. New York State Emergency Manager Fired For Diverting Crews To His House

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORUPTION.

“Hey guys, once you’re done hauling out that dead grandma from that basement in Breezy Point could you go and get this oak that fell in the driveway please its a pain in the butt.”

That’s probably how it went. Does the man just have no sense of how people interact with each other? He didn’t think this would be a problem?

1. You Not Voting

That’s how we get stuck with people like Stephan Mdhdoedoheldslij in the first place. Because people decide not to vote, which leaves people who REALLY want Mdfhsjhdsdfsliou to vote. We are plagued by hack politicians in this town, and we elected all them. The fault ultimately is with us.

I advocate for a small dictatorship that extends no farther than Batavia to the east, Dunkirk to the west, Fort Niagara to the north, and Salamanca to the south. It should be a military junta thing. This democracy thing isn’t quite working up here.

Correction: In a previous update, Trending Buffalo reported that Larry Korab was a fair and free election observer for the United Nations. In fact, Larry Korab is the pseudonym for The Defenseman, who now writes for himself at The Defenseman. You may follow him on Twitter by searching @TheDefenseman.  Trending Buffalo regrets the error.

Trust me, you HateThis.

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