Every week, our friend Greg Bauch watches ABC’s awful television program “The Bachelorette” and dutifully writes a lengthy recap of the adventures contained within.
(Look, he even watched it last night.)
We hear from people all the time who love the recaps despite the fact that they don’t even watch the show.
Last night, we received a message from Cindy who has taken it to another level.
I don’t even watch The Bachelor(ette) any more. I go straight to your recap. Lately I’ve been listening to them on my Apple using the speech option. Hilarious. You have to hear it, it’s well …worth my time. I laughed til I cried tonight. The computer pronounces Nick V as “Nick the Fifth”, especial funny when used in a list such as, “Nick the Fifth, Chris the farmer, and Josh the baseball player all …” the voice inflections with your writing is priceless. Love it! Thanks (…and the ‘fantasy bachelor’ addition is brilliant ..so fun 🙂
We don’t have an “Apple speech option”… but we do have a supercomputer named Lamar that has been gathering dust since the untimely demise of Hometown 1230 WECK.
(Good news: If you miss WECK and/or wish you had a larger penis, WECK1230.com is still alive and well!)
Without further adieu, here’s Greg Bauch’s latest Bachelorette recap, as read by Lamar the Supercomputer.