My whole life, all I’ve ever wanted was for Kaitlyn to find love. With a little luck and a lot of hard work from Chris Harrison and God, that will…
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I hope you’re ready to hear all because the men are about to tell it. You would think with the glacier pace at which this show moves that you would…
Fantasy Suite date week is the most important thing in American culture. There’s our flag, liberty, value meal menu items, British reality TV judges and Fantasy Suite dates. That’s the…
I hope you have a giant tarp on your living room floor because there is going to be a lot of crying on ‘The Bachelorette’ tonight. According to last week’s…
Former Bachelorette contestant Nick V. joined the show last week and turned this peaceful love nest into a buzzing hornet nest. Instead of having a completely manageable number boyfriends like…
Forget everything you know about the Bachelorette, which is nothing. Everything changes. It doesn’t become a good show, but everything changes. It’s like those time lapse videos of something that…
I haven’t slept in two days. Remember last night when ABC didn’t tell us whether the 25 men had voted for Kaitlyn or Britt as the Bachelorette? Well, I tossed…
There have been nineteen seasons of ‘The Bachelor’ and tonight marks the eleventh season of ‘The Bachelorette’. That’s a dump truck full of festering dog poo. Britt Nilsson and Kaitlyn…
Every week, our friend Greg Bauch watches ABC’s awful television program “The Bachelorette” and dutifully writes a lengthy recap of the adventures contained within. (Look, he even watched it last…
Have you ever poured delicious cereal into a bowl only to discover that you only have enough milk left to cover 12% of the total mass of your cereal? That…