Each of these recent ads posted on Buffalo Craigslist is really tempting for one reason or another.
Still, we advise you to resist the urge to answer them.
TEMPTING BECAUSE: Free trip, make-up, AND a DNA test? Jackpot.
DON’T BECAUSE: There are no winners in televised DNA test results.
TEMPTING BECAUSE: Earn as much as you want!
DON’T BECAUSE: Not sure why the capitalization of “VERY” makes it creepier, but it does. So does “this is no scam.” That’s what scammers say.
TEMPTING BECAUSE: One dollar? That’s super cheap!
DON’T BECAUSE: There MAY be a catch.
TEMPTING BECAUSE: Everyone needs companionship.
DON’T BECAUSE: The use of the plural “women” takes this ad from “Maybe he’s a nice guy who wants someone to compete against during ‘Wheel of Fortune'” to “Wait, is he trying to build an elderly harem on wheels?”
TEMPTING BECAUSE: Actually, this one isn’t all that tempting… but it’s cheap.
DON’T BECAUSE: Low risk maneuver. Go ahead and buy it then let us know what it is.
TEMPTING BECAUSE: Again… companionship.
DON’T BECAUSE: “I don’t care where we’re going… JUST DRIVE THE F***ING CAR!” Plus, what’s in the bag?