Kids are said to fill our lives with meaning and joy, yet it appears many parents would rather be tossing back shots of Crown and banging than taking care of their offspring.
A new study by Carsten Grimm from the University of Canterbury in New Zealand (and also from the department of the obvious) has found people rate sex as the top activity that brings them happiness, followed by drinking alcohol or “partying.”
Trending Buffalo also confirms that sex and alchohol generate happiness at an exponential rate when enjoyed together.
Top-ranked activities according to the survey
- Drinking alcohol
- Caring for children
- Listening to music
Worst-ranked activities are
- Recovering from sickness
- Going to lecture
- Computer work
Thank you internets.