Aw, remember Hills! You’ll hate me, but it wasn’t that great.

People love to remember Hills, and I get it. I love to remember Hills, too.

Hills is where your grandma bought you an Icee and a popcorn. You may have got your first bike,  Cabbage Patch Kid, or Michael Jackson record there. And it goes without saying (singing), Hills is where the toys are.  And of course, most importantly, Hills is not WalMart.

This Hills bag was recently on eBay for $9.34. It did not sell.

This Hills bag was recently on eBay for $9.34. It did not sell.

Hills was in Buffalo for about 20 years. In 1979, there were two Hills stores in Western New York. Store number 77 was in Garden Village Plaza (French and Union Rds) in Cheektowaga, and store number 79 was on George Urban Blvd  (at Dick) in Depew (today a Hobby Lobby location).

In 1999, 10 out of the 11 Western New York Hills stores became Ames, when Ames bought out Hills to become the nation’s 4th largest discount retailer. (Ames closed for good in 2002.)

Two decades of great memories. But here’s the thing. Hills wasn’t that great. It was terrible, in fact. It was dirty. All the toys were always open and all over the place.

I got my red GE fake Walkman at Brand Names, but I shopped for cassettes at Hills. For $5.97, you basically had to sort through every cassette in the record department, because they were always out of order and jammed back into the wrong spots. Good luck trying to find a Young MC tape (Y) when it’s hidden behind Belinda Carlisle (C) in the slot marked (J).

And up until the very end, they didn’t take credit cards.  No cash or no check and a drivers license, meant you had to put back the VHS copy of “The Bodyguard” you were buying to impress your girlfriend.

“C’mon, I loved Hills,” you might be screaming at your computer. You may love it now, but you didn’t then. A survey taken right before Hills closed showed WNYers preferred K-Mart (#1) and WalMart (#2) by a wide margin over Hills.

Hills wasn’t that great, but neither was your mom’s 1983 Chevette with naugahyde seats and AM radio which carted you and your brother to Hills.

I live to jog people’s memories, and reminiscing every now and again is a good thing. It’s also good, though, to put it in context with how good we really have it right now.

Anyway, ‘member Hills?

Now I can’t wait to read the comments for people to talk about Twin Fair, Two Guys, Gold Circle and Brand Names.

 

Buffalo Journalist and Historian Steve Cichon brings us along as he rambles about nonsense twice a week on Trending Buffalo.

When he’s not being cranky about department stores, Steve looks for Buffalo’s good stories and creative ways to tell them as the President and founder of Buffalo Stories LLC. He’d love to help your business tell its story. For a decade, he’s also collected and shared Buffalo’s pop culture history at staffannouncer.com. 

5 Comments

  1. I grew up downstate, where we had Caldor’s. Before that we had Korvette’s (previously named E.J. Korvette’s). Target is better than all of them, and I avoid Wal-Mart like the dirty, rotten, fluorescent-lit hangar of maltreatment it is.

  2. Hills was terrible and as a kid growing up they were the first retailer to broadcast Back to School Sales as early as Independence Day, which ticked me off since we were only two weeks into summer vacation. They also had a creepy little person acting as a kid on their commercials. The store I really miss is Vix

  3. My “fondest” memory of Hills, was when my then 2 1/2 year old son was in the middle of potty training, so he had on big boy underwear.  Well, he dropped a load in his pants, which ended up dropping OUT of his pants in the middle of the aisle at Hills.  I was so embarassed.  This thing must have been compacting in his pants for a some time and was the size of a softball, no lie!  I had to run into the bathrooom to find something to pick it up with.  I thought I would die!!  But I didn’t, and it now is one of the MANY bathroom/potty related stories I tell about my son.  I did like Hills though, had many friends that worked there.

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