Oh, hey there. Nice to see you again. Ryan from The Goose’s Roost here. The Buffalo Sabres played a hockey game against the Ottawa Senators on Tuesday. Here’s what happened.
We’re still excited that hockey’s back, right?
We lost already?
18:34 — Mikhil Grigorenko wins faceoff against Kyle Turris (0-0 tie)
STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME!
The new guy’s just trying to fit in. Hey, let’s see how Tyler Myers is doing…
Looking good, buddy!
Get better mascara. It’s going to be a long season.
Back up off the mat.
Yikes. Let’s throw it down to Lindy Ruff and James Patrick, who will explain to us what happened there:
Don’t we all, Lizzie.
We like to have fun here.
Dead and buried.
Don’t play with us, Sabres. We know this game.
10:57 — Drew Stafford wastes 3-on-2 chance (4-2 Ottawa)
Definitely your only option there.
Good goal. (4-3 Ottawa)
And now we have to pay attention to the rest of this.
If there is hope… it lies in the proles. But probably not that one.
You made Spiderman cry, you jerk.
It’s bound to get better. Maybe.