On Saturday, the Sabres will win either Connor McDavid or Jack Eichel. Most people think we’ll get Eichel. Some people think we’ll get McDavid. I think we should get both. What kind of idiot wouldn’t take both McDavid and Eichel? Sure, one of them is good, but it’s not like both of them wouldn’t be […]
So, when you’re terrible at everything, you wait way too long to post the final standings of your Bachelor Fantasy League. In a thrilling tie-breaker, Matthew Rooney won the 2015 Championship. No one can ever take that away from him, no matter how much he begs them to do so. Thank you all for participating. […]
Another season of ‘The Bachelor’ has mercifully come to an end. Greg Bauch and Shaun Murphy discuss Chris Soules big decision, a thrilling announcement of dueling Bachelorettes, a yearly promise to stop watching and recapping this terrible show and asking women to marry you in the barns where you raised your first pig.
Every great journey must eventually come to an end. Terrible, pointless journeys must also end, which is precisely what will happen tonight. Chris Soules will dump one of his girlfriends and ask his other girlfriend to marry him. His girlfriend (the one he kept) will say “yes.” They’ll date for a couple of weeks. Then, […]
The women may not have told all, but Greg Bauch and Shaun Murphy sure do. The podcastin’ team discuss a thrillingly dramatic episode of ‘The Bachelor’. Topics include Greg’s heartbreak at the hands of Ashley S., Shaun’s comparison of ‘The Women Tell All’ to ‘Twelve Angry Men’, and a frank discussion on Chris Harrison’s new […]
Tonight, the women are supposed to tell all. It’s ‘The Women Tell All’ episode. Unfortunately, the women do not tell all. They tell far from all. The women tell none. The women will touch upon their televised time with Chris the Farmer and how they had feelings for him. The women will talk about their […]
Greg Bauch and Shaun Murphy talk about what might be the worst episode of the worst show in television history. Topics include extreme boredom, Chris Soules 48-word vocabulary, virgins and whether or not ABC would pick a crazy girl to be their next Bachelorette.
There are only three weeks left to go in this season of ‘The Bachelor’. That’s like sitting down to eat an entire cow and saying “All I have left is the head and organs!” Chris Soules is very close to finding love. There are only three contestants remaining in his love game show; Becca, Whitney […]
It feels like years since I last recapped ‘The Bachelor’. What is the show even about? I can’t remember. What does Chris the Farmer do for a living? I think he banks. How many girlfriends does he even have? Six? He has six girlfriends! Who need six girlfriends? How do we find out when there […]