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Bachelorette Recap- You Have No Idea How Bad This Show is

Bachelorette Recap- You Have No Idea How Bad This Show is

| June 17, 2013 | 1 Comment

Dez (she’s Dez now) has her search for love narrowed down to 13 guys. I’m nervous… not because I don’t think Dez will find true love. She’ll find true love, no doubt. I’m nervous because the Bachelorette website tells us that it’s ‘Smooch Week’. ‘Smooch Week’ sounds like a terrible idea. I fully expect ‘Smooch [...]

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Bachelorette Recap- Dodgeball for the Right Reasons

Bachelorette Recap- Dodgeball for the Right Reasons

| June 10, 2013 | 1 Comment

The Dodgeball is intense.

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Bachelorette Recap- Love is Like a Soulja Boy Video

Bachelorette Recap- Love is Like a Soulja Boy Video

| June 3, 2013 | 0 Comments

Dez Hartsock (she’s Dez now) is looking for love. ABC is trying to serve love up. Dez is the poor girl next door with a Cinderella story. All of this year’s contestants have two arms. I think the following three quotes really set the tone for tonight’s episode. “It’s nice having Soulja Boy here to [...]

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Bachelorette Recap- Hashtag Shirtless Guy

Bachelorette Recap- Hashtag Shirtless Guy

| May 27, 2013 | 1 Comment

The Bachelor franchise is in trouble. ABC canceled ‘Bachelor Pad’. They kept bumping back tonight’s premiere of the Bachelorette. I held out faint hope that this season might be canceled because Americans started watching less to pay more attention to their families. Alas, America still cares more about crap than family. The Bachelorette rolls on. [...]

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Yahoo! Answers- Bauch To the Rescue

Yahoo! Answers- Bauch To the Rescue

| May 10, 2013 | 1 Comment

A safe haven in a barbed wire jungle.

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Sex, Bugs, and Rock and Roll

Sex, Bugs, and Rock and Roll

| May 8, 2013 | 0 Comments

Be Heath Ledger; awesome, then dead.

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Open Letter To The Bills First Round Draft Pick

Open Letter To The Bills First Round Draft Pick

| April 25, 2013 | 1 Comment

You can’t suck.

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‘Hail to the Pale’ or ‘Ode to the Cold’

‘Hail to the Pale’ or ‘Ode to the Cold’

| April 15, 2013 | 2 Comments

The sun isn’t for everyone.

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You Don’t Want the Sabres to Win

You Don’t Want the Sabres to Win

| April 5, 2013 | 4 Comments

Why would you want them to win the Cup?

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Society Has No Hope

Society Has No Hope

| March 19, 2013 | 7 Comments

The longest holdout in history has come to an end.

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