Becca has slurped dozens of men and still hasn’t chosen a husband. It’s like the sword in the stone, except instead of pulling a sword out of a stone to…
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Like disease, ‘The Bachelorette’ is still happening. Just because you’re not watching it, ‘The Bachelorette’ is annoying people around the world. It’s never going to end. I’ve given up any…
I can’t believe Becca has already reached week 3 in her journey for love. Most of us don’t even get past week 1. I’ll be you jerks get halfway through…
So, we’re done with all the introduction crap and ready for actual televised dating. Becca Kufrin, our new Bachelorette, will go out with her 24 boyfriends and make out with…
I know I said I was retiring, and I am going to retire, but a guy from Buffalo is going to make it to the Top 3 of this season…
This is it. I have no idea why I’m back for one night to recap the worst show in television history, but I can assure you that this is my…
ABC wins. Chris Harrison wins. I thought I could outlast them and hate-recap this show until the glorious day that it finally got cancelled, but I can’t. It lasted far…
We’ve reached a precArieous juncture in this season of ‘The Bachelor’. It’s been three weeks and Arie still hasn’t decided which of his 18 girlfriends he’s going to get engaged…
Januarie rolls on and that means we get to watch desperate, emotionally unstable women chase a garbage man on television. Well, I get to watch it. You get to read…
So the Bills made the playoffs for the first time in 17 years (sports quota filled) and my first question was, “How will the universe make me pay for this?”…