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It is with great sadness that I must announce that this is the final recap I will ever do for ‘Bachelor in Paradise’. I’m sorry, I meant “happiness”. That was…
Where the hell have you guys been? So much has happened on ‘Bachelors in Paradise’ that I can barely keep up. There has been love, deceit, more love, making out,…
If someone makes out with someone else in a hot tub, don’t you have a God-given right to benefit from it happening? The answer is yes. That is why I…
Tonight, Juan Pablo will find true love. That’s the promise ABC made us 10 long episodes ago. We have suffered through tears, roses, helicopter rides, caves, ocean sex and a…
If someone ran over a skunk with their car, brought it to your house and forced you to eat the entire thing, you wouldn’t want any part of it. You…
I don’t know how ABC plans to top last night’s Funpocalypse, but they’re sure as hell going to try. Juan Pablo visited the homes of four girlfriends last night, met…
‘Home’ is usually a nice word. Home is good. Home is where you hang your heart. Home is safe and warm like grandmother hugs. We have reached the ‘Hometown…
It took Christopher Columbus 5 weeks to get across the Atlantic and be wrong about India. While it must have been exciting to eventually see land near the end of…
Because I work second shift, I’m unable to watch ‘The Bachelor’ live. I have to wait until 1 a.m. With social media, I can check in on comments to see…