Becca has slurped dozens of men and still hasn’t chosen a husband. It’s like the sword in the stone, except instead of pulling a sword out of a stone to…
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Like disease, ‘The Bachelorette’ is still happening. Just because you’re not watching it, ‘The Bachelorette’ is annoying people around the world. It’s never going to end. I’ve given up any…
I can’t believe Becca has already reached week 3 in her journey for love. Most of us don’t even get past week 1. I’ll be you jerks get halfway through…
So, we’re done with all the introduction crap and ready for actual televised dating. Becca Kufrin, our new Bachelorette, will go out with her 24 boyfriends and make out with…
It’s the finale of ‘The Bachelorette’ and Rachel Lindsay is on the brink of finding true love. Someone at work asked me “who is going to win tonight?” That’s like…
It’s the ‘Men Tell All’ episode of ‘the Bachelorette’. This recap will not be my standard 27,000 words because nothing will happen. For 2 hours, nothing will happen, nothing will…
One time in high school, I had too much to drink and accidentally ripped my arm open on a park bench. I was bleeding pretty bad, but I couldn’t go…
You guys have spent the whole day walking around without even realizing that the world was going to end tonight. It’s hometown date week. Rachel Lindsay visits the hometowns of…
ABC gave us a week off for America’s birthday. It really made that whole Revolutionary War thing worthwhile. And, much like the British army after a failed evacuation in Yorktown,…
I hope you’re thirsty for death, because that’s what ABC has promised us tonight. Death. Two weeks ago, words were shouted from mouths in the interest of real keeping. Things…