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WHY AM I WAITING FOR A DAY IN OCTOBER TO DO THIS CANDY IS THE BEST
The best part about global warming is that it doesn’t matter if you believe it or not.
Stop Auditing That Woman’s Crotch Please
I’d rather swallow rocket fuel than say I supported a billionaire who couldn’t negotiate his way out of a seatbelt.
Playoff baseball. Eat it. 5. That Guy Next To You There I said it. And everyone agrees with me. I mean just look at the guy. Who gets a haircut…
More like ROCKtober amirite gu[hit by baseball bat] 5. What’s That Smell Honey OH GOD The Amigone funeral home in Tonawanda is thinking about relocating its crematorium. Residents are a…
SOURCES: Ray Stanz rumored to be the “heart” of the Ghostbusters. 5. Worrying About A Flea Market The Super Flea is leaving its home in Cheektowaga, to be replaced by…
Boom. 5. The Kansas City Chiefs They were here for a day so they count. Ha! Stupid Chiefs. 4. U.B. Losing to Kent State and Being Investigated for Bogus Fracking…
More like the FAIL-gun offense, amirite? 5. Summer Is Almost Over Well if global warming keeps up then we can look forward to a nice long summer year round. Unfortunately…