Chris Harrison is trying to find a wife for his new friend Ben Higgins. So far, it has gone well. Chris got Ben some twins, some crazy ladies, two private…
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I know what you’re thinking but, while it’s probably impossible for a woman to fall in love with a man she’s only been dating along with 20 other women for…
Tonight’s episode of the Bachelor is terrible. These recaps are terrible because the show is terrible. On that note, let’s welcome our new sponsor, Consumer’s Beverages! It’s only fitting that a…
My whole life, all I’ve ever wanted was for Kaitlyn to find love. With a little luck and a lot of hard work from Chris Harrison and God, that will…
I have absolutely no idea how much longer this show will go on, or how much longer I can take it. Because ABC no longer ends ‘The Bachelorette’ with rose…
Forget everything you know about the Bachelorette, which is nothing. Everything changes. It doesn’t become a good show, but everything changes. It’s like those time lapse videos of something that…
All week long, ABC has teased us with the fact that one of their Bachelorette contestants has fallen in love with another Bachelorette contestant. So, either the exhaustive research ABC…
I haven’t slept in two days. Remember last night when ABC didn’t tell us whether the 25 men had voted for Kaitlyn or Britt as the Bachelorette? Well, I tossed…
There have been nineteen seasons of ‘The Bachelor’ and tonight marks the eleventh season of ‘The Bachelorette’. That’s a dump truck full of festering dog poo. Britt Nilsson and Kaitlyn…
I can’t believe it’s only been a week since Kelsey was on the bathroom floor being tended to by Bachelor medics. This has been the longest week of my life….