Januarie rolls on and that means we get to watch desperate, emotionally unstable women chase a garbage man on television. Well, I get to watch it. You get to read…
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So the Bills made the playoffs for the first time in 17 years (sports quota filled) and my first question was, “How will the universe make me pay for this?”…
If you think you have bad luck, think of all the people who died this week without finding out which of Nick’s girlfriends were dumped and which made it to…
I had a dream that I died and God wouldn’t let me into heaven because of all the grammatical errors in my Bachelor recaps. He must have known I’d yell…
Taking a week off from watching The Bachelor is like when your body puts itself into a coma to heal after a horrific car accident. Not watching The Bachelor is…
This week’s Bachelor Recap was written by WGR’s Jeremy White. (Greg Bauch “needed a break” from his “life” so he’s on “vacation.”) I’ve watched the Bachelor before. I’ve also…
Guys, Corrine and Taylor are about to punch each other! When we last left Nick and his merry band of girlfriends, two of them were being super confronty with each…
What a week! I still haven’t recovered from last week’s episode. Intentions were questioned, castles were bounced in, rings were smashed and dead grandpas were dragged into the mix. If…
We’re in the third week of Nick V.’s Bachelor season and I can already declare that it’s the greatest season in Bachelor history. Now, that’s like going to a dog…
If you think you have problems, Nick V. has 22 girlfriends. That’s a ton of girlfriends. Nick dumped a bunch of girlfriends last week and will attempt to date the…